3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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