Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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