I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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