I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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