Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dicks are not precious.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
