I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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