is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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