new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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