She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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