cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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