oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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