I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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