I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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