no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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