where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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