she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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