I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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