So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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