she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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