Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
there is glitter all over my balls
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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