If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
