dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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