please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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