My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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