why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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