I look better un-naked...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize