I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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