I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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