so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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