Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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