You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
