I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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