I love black thongs
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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