haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I want to make a zoo with you.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
