i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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