if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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