Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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