I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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