THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
tell me about the fingering
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