You work out of a Hotel?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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