he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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