Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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