Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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