fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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