Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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