you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize