She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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