I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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