I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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