There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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