i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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