he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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