The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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