Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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